timesarehardfornewsies:

oh man this tea is delicious

(Source: livinchancey)

I miss. DWSA. it’s time for me to turn into a Broadway blog.

(Source: adoredpink)

gaymattdamon:

hi torch song was amazing and I want a recorded version that I can watch more than once

update: just bought the movie and the script so. we are really doing this.

hi torch song was amazing and I want a recorded version that I can watch more than once

(Source: holybooks)

so when we did secret Santa at work I got llama fuzzy socks and a cup that says “happy llamakah” and like don’t get me wrong I love them both but. I have never mentioned llamas before and I feel like this dude was like “oh man Matt probably LOVES llamas”

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Vintage Little Shop of Horrors Stickers Ranked by Rick Moranis’ Sex Appeal

Hi, I’m Roswell, and I’m horny for Rick Moranis.

Recently, my friend Pat sent me a fuckload of Little Shop of Horrors stickers from 1986.

Each pack contains a piece of thirty year old bubble gum.

It tastes really bad.

But we’re not here to talk about my mistakes; we’re here to talk about God’s mistake–the mistake of making me so incredibly attracted to Rick Moranis.

Let’s begin.

This Rick Moranis is not very sexy at all. He clearly doesn’t want that thing in his mouth. The lack of consent immediately turns me off, but I will give him one point for kissable lips. 1/10.

A reasonably fuckable Moranis. He’s doing that Vaudeville rubberface thing that I’m big into, but this outfit could’ve used some shoulder pads and his hair looks kinda greasy. 3/10.

The doe eyes. The pouty lips. The loose curls stuck to his forehead with nervous sweat. Truly this would be a tremendously boneable Ricky M. were it not for the fact that I am very anti-gun. 4/10.

His nonthreatening posture and gentle smooch make me feel like he would tenderly nurture our many children. Thinking about having kids kills my boner. 5/10.

A classic Rick! This kind of goofball acting is what makes him so loveable. He looks like a math teacher who just realized he forgot Pi Day and that’s what does it for me, I guess. 7/10.

The rumpled collar and patented Moranis Confused Face really get me going, but the caption makes me think of someone with a Brooklyn accent screaming, “The X-Files!” while falling down a well. 8/10.

Oh, what I wouldn’t give to push Rick Moranis into a dentist’s chair and fill his cavities. I think this scene made me gay. 10/10.

I have experienced an erection lasting longer than four hours and need to seek immediate medical attention. 11/10.

chronically-something:

refinery29:

If you’re healthy you probably don’t realize how demoralizing it is to spend all day in a hospital gown

But now a new collaboration is designing fashionable hospital gowns to encourage sick teens that they’re not “just a hospital patient.” See how they react when they try their new robes on.

Gifs: Starlight Canada

This is amazing! AMAZING. Chronic illness does its best to strip you of your dignity, your control, and your identity. This is a great example of how things that might seem trivial to a healthy person, can make all the difference in someones life. 

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)

yesterdaysprint:

The Human Bake Oven in the Calgary Herald, Alberta, January 24, 1912

(Source: windsweptlassie)

doingoxyinchurch:

Hearing people fuck off challenge